Tablet Fun and PokeMon

I can't draw, at least nothing remotely realistic. Trying to draw with my thumb holding down the left mouse clicker and using my finger as a pen on a shitty unresponsive laptop track pad just exacerbates the lack of natural talent and makes me want to pout. Or shout.

So yeah, I finally broke down and bought myself a Wacom tablet and have been having fun playing with it for the last few hours in between random work related tasks.

It's awesome. There is definitely a learning curve, which is where pokemans come in! I am going to teach myself to draw-paint digiart... whatever you call it, by drawing pokemans! PokeMon?

Right, Pocket Monsters. Okay. I know nothing about them. Nothing. Don't expect me to tell you who would win a fight between Onyx and Charmeleon because I don't know. I don't care. I couldn't tell you if I wanted to!

But, I will draw some and post them here for you to look at. I will even sign them, because now that I have a tablet, i am an artist! True story!

No sass! But send me pics of your favorite monsters and I may try to doodle them sometime!

Taboo Instruction Sheet.

For anyone unfamiliar... here is the original instruction sheet for Taboo.

Check those hairstyles, man!

Catholic Boy

"Catholic Boy" by Jim Carroll

I was born in a pool, they made my mother stand
And I spat on that surgeon and his trembling hand
When I felt the light I was worse than bored
I stole the doctor's scalpel and I slit the cord

I was a Catholic boy
I was redeemed through pain
Not through joy

I was two months early, they put me under glass
I screamed and cursed at children when their nurses passed
I was convicted of theft as I slipped from the womb
They led me straight from my mother to a cell in the Tombs

I was a Catholic boy
I was redeemed through pain
Not through joy

They starved me for weeks, they thought they'd teach me fear
I fed on cellmates' dreams, it gave me fine ideas
When they cut me loose, the time had served me well
I made allies in heaven, I made comrades in hell

I was a Catholic child
The blood ran red
The blood ran wild

I make angels dance and drop to their knees
When I enter a church the feet of statues bleed
I understand the fate of all my enemies
Just like Christ in the Garden of Gethsemane

I was a Catholic boy
I was redeemed through pain
An not through joy

I watched the sweetest psalm stolen by our choir
I dreamed of martyrs' bones hanging from a wire
I make a contribution, I get absolution
I make a resolution to purify my soul

I'm a Catholic boy
Redeemed through pain
Not through joy

And they can't touch me now
I got every sacrament behind me
I got baptism, I got penance
I got communion, I got extreme unction
Man, I've got confirmation

I was a Catholic boy
Redeemed through pain
And not through joy

And now I'm a Catholic man
I put my tongue to the rail whenever I can

Grilled Cheese - It's what's for dinner.

Like it? Want more recipes and good stuff?

consume lead paint

I was kind of surprised a friend of mine who seems to be an avid online comic reader didn't know about lead paint comics, so on the off chance you don't either, I am posting it for you all.

Right.. minister Hot Pho!

Who wants to get married or divorced or christened or some other religious shit? I will do it for you! Of course my license is in my other character's name but I think I did a pretty good job of altering it!

MUST SEE MOVIES

MUST SEE MOVIES
(in no particular order other than partially alphabetical)

+ [immediate future list]
+ Raising Arizona
+ Swimming With The Sharks
+ The Count Of Monte Cristo
+ Pulp Fiction
+ 28 Days Later
+ Shaun Of The Dead
_________________________________________
~ [watched recently]
~ Dogma
~ Fight Club
~ Hot Fuzz
~ Kalifornia
~ Leon (The Professional)
~ Rosencrantz and Guildanstern are Dead
~ Snatch
~ The Reader
~ True Romance
~ Usual Suspects
~ Wall-E
_________________________________________
[Movies To Watch]
12 Monkeys
A Clockwork Orange
A Serious Man
After Last Season
Amalie
American History X
American Psycho
Barton Fink
Battle Royale
Birdy
Blood Simple
Blue Velvet
Braveheart
Brokeback Mountain
Burn After Reading
Clerks
Deadwood
Eraserhead
Fargo
Fear & Loathing
Full Metal Jacket
Godfathers
Goodfellas
Green Mile
Groundhog Day
Harold & Maud
Inglorious Basterds
Intolerable Cruelty
John Malkovich
Legend Of 1900 (Pianista de Oceanic?)
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Memento
Millers Crossing
Natural Born Killers
No Country For Old Men
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou
Pi
Platoon
Primer
Mad Max / Road Warrior
Scarface
Seven
Shawshank Redemption
Sixth Sense
Sweeny Todd
The Ladykillers
The Man Who Wasn't There
Titanic
Withnail & I

"I don’t wanna talk to a scientist"

Insane Clown Posse - Miracles (Really?)

If magic is all we’ve ever know
Then it’s easy to miss what really goes on
But I’ve seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don’t have to be high to look in the sky
And know that’s a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I’ve seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I’ve seen shit that’ll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
there’s enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can’t be seen

Music is all magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
You can’t even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it’s just there in the air
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Pure motherfucking magic Right?
This shit’ll blow your fucking mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

Music is a lot like love, it’s all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it’s all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain’t nothing to lie
Shaggy’s little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
there’s nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain’t no way
To ignore the miracles of every day

(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it’s all around you, you don’t even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles) Shit’s crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles

I Heart Kahroo!

And apparently Kahroo lurves me too!

Totally Awesome MS Paint Doodles

So here are some totally awesome ms paint doodles of hot pho done by radio kol listeners today!

By AJolin


By HamGod



By RemaTelTrut



By Ricket



By Torturelini

Arundel val Estar letters, pages 1-5

If you can read this crap, and feel like transcribing it for me, please do!
kmail or gmail me with your transcripts... and hell, be creative if you can't make something out!
After all, this is all in the name of entertainment, right?
I'll even give you something for your troubles.
From Arundel's inventory, naturally. ;-)
Viva la Radio KoL!

Note: Apparently Tragedy is already working on transcribing these letters, but please feel free to send in your own variations as well. I think I will turn this into a contest, so the most humorous rendition will win a Radio Button Candy. Good luck!

Dinner is yum.

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